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Revision as of 02:14, 27 November 2015
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Star Wars- The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)-0
Myself - Grand Moff Tarkin
Grand Moff Tarkin was one of the most powerful and influential figures in the Empire and was the architect of the Death Star. He became a symbol of all that the Empire stood for and often worked alongside Darth Vader to hunt down insufferable rebel scum and work towards the Emperor's interests.
Zoomer - Captain Phasma
A member of the First Order, not much is known about Phasma yet; only that (s)he is ruthless, cunning, and has a great fashion sense.
Gavin of Univerism - General Hux
Another member of the First Order. Hux served as the general for the militant Order, climbing his way to the top of the food chain by proving himself a master strategist and demonstrating his obsessive fear of individualism numerous times along the way.
Mallace - Darth Vader
he was a guy
Nults McKagan - Jabba the Hutt
Jabba the Hutt: A vile gangster and one of the most powerful crimelords in the Galaxy. His stench is legendary and he controls a massive criminal empire. He is also doomed to die via slave asphyxiation.
Ned Edgewalker - Stormtrooper That Bumped His Head on the Doorframe
One of the Empire's greatest and most unassuming warriors. No one really knows what happened to this Stormtrooper, but we remember him fondly for what he did.
G-man. - Boba Fett
He was the greatest bounty hunter in the Galaxy, but everyone has their weakness; for Boba Fett, it was giant sand vaginas in the middle of the desert.
Parax. - The Inquisitor
After the rise of the Galactic Empire and the subsequent Jedi Purge, a vast majority of all Jedi in the Galaxy were eliminated by the agents of the Empire. Among these agents was the Inquisitor (apparently so badass he doesn't even have a name). He was personally chosen by Darth Vader to hunt down the growing rebel cell on the planet Lothal. Unfortunately, he was defeated by a plucky band of heroes led by an old pedophile and his weird nephew with blue hair.