Zeke II : So what is your realation to Zeke?
Jonathan : Well, we're two of the three of the last Tanatanakuhns.
Zeke II : I see.
The two went to Jonathan's training room.
Jonathan : Now let's see what you can do.
'The two sparred with their bare hands for a little while.
Jonathan : You do well!
Zeke II : I had special training from Zeke.
Jonathan : Ohhh....
Zeke II : Let's try fencing.
Jonathan : Ok.
They fought eachother and Zeke II won.
Zeke II : I had special sword training too.
Jonathan : What a nice way to start the day.
The door blew up.
? : YOU MUST DIE, JONATHAN WRIGHT!
Jonathan : What the...?
Zeke II : Who are y- Zeke II was cut off by a choke hold.
? : I am Dastardly Ellison Akken Dekoda, or Dead for short.
Jonathan : Put him down, it's me ya want.
Dead dropped Zeke II.
Jonathan : Take this you scumbag!
Jonathan cut a rope sending a platform with bags of cannons falling on Dead.
Dead : OWWWW!!!!! What was that for?
Jonathan : YOU MUST DIE!
Jonathan stabbed Dead between the eyes, but being muscular and 7.6 paid off, Dead survived it.
Jonathan : HEY! How come you didn't die?
Dead ran away like a little girl.
Dead : I'll ow get ow you ow Jonathan ow Wright ow!
Jonathan : Then, YOU MUST DIE!
Dead : I will OW kill you OW some day OW!
Jonathan : That'll the day that YOU WILL DIE!
Zeke II : Could you cut the YOU WILL DIE and YOU MUST DIE stuff out already?
Jonathan : Ok, but it sounds cool like this, YOU MUST DIE!
Zeke II : SHUT UP!
Jonathan : Oh sorry.
It was night so they both went to their bedroom, they shared a bunk bed.
Jonathan In His Sleep : YOU MUST DIE!
Zeke II : Oh ( beep! )
Tune in next time for The Life of Zeke II 3 : Dead Must Die