FInally, I have reached one thousand five hundred!
It was a moment, never to dread!
You should party, but remember this, whatever you do don't let it at your head.
1500 what, is that what you ask?
It is quite a task....
I needed over 600 drinks from my flask.
I'm tired right now so this is all I say,
Today is a day you should not eat any hay,
And when you do not, you'll get your pay.