Finally, I have reached one thousand five hundred!

It was a moment, never to dread!

You should party, but remember this, whatever you do don't let it at your head.

1500 what is that what you ask?

It is quite a task....

I needed over 600 drinks from my flask.

I'm tired right now so this is all I say,

Today is a day you should not eat any hay,

And when you do not, you'll get your pay.