How I owned Pears: Section 1 (1743.5667788979798)
Chapter 1:Pearson stood there in his grimy suit, and with his hands drenched in blood, attempted to flee the scene.
Chapter 2: Mallace shows up
Chapter3: AH HELL TO THE NO.
Chapter 4:I mean like yeah
Chapter 5:Mallace comes out of nowhere, BUSTS A CAP IN HIS DONKEY
Lightning Boom Chapter: BOOM ! PEARS DIES!
BOOM! MALLACE HERO!
Chapter 6:Then I grabbed my BNO buddies and we ate Taco's like there was no tomorrow.
How I saved the world from Snowden (1745)
I don't mean modern day snowden, I mean the 1745 snowden. Otherwise it would be out of this wiki's timeline which is against the rules.
Chapter 7: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Chapter 8: ALOHA SNAKBAR!
Chapter 9: DEATH TO ALADAMIN
Chapter 10: Who..?
Chapter 11: Lone Ranger Music (WIlliam Tell Overture) plays.
Chapter 11: Mallace arrives
Chapter 12: SURPRISE MUTHA LOVAS
Chapter 13: Mallace rides his horse, Buk Lau, into town
Chapter 14: Mallace kills Pearson
BOOM! MALLACE WINS!
BOOM! KEYLOGGER FAIL!
BOOM! MALLACE PREDICTS FUTURE :O
Chapter 15: We then went to Islamabad, not before chilling (I would say chillin' but that would lower my grammar score.) at the Tashkent Crib (Boogie was not present... you don't need to know what he was doing. I WISH i didn't know, but I sadly do, and it burns my brain just thinking of those horrid images of that night.)
Chapter 16: Mallace rides Buk Lau into the sunset. Then shoots an innocent civilian on the basis that "he looked like a communist."
The End leave now.