Hello pirates, this is Captain Swash I'm going to tell you who I am and what about me and my family.
My name is Captain Swash, prince of France, and Pirate Lord of Southern Sea.
My family is well... Some is a bit... Secret. These are some you can know.
Elizabeth Jones is my sister.
Syko is my brother.
Duchess Of Anoemois is my mother.
Johnny Goldtimbers is my grandfather.
THE REST IS SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, now about me: I'm 61
Born in 1661
Birthplace is France
THIS IS JUST CAPTAIN SWASH ITS NOT IN "REAL life"